September 2011
38 posts
Boobs Radley: Towards A Modern Insult. →
boobsradley:
Your mama’s so fat that her blood type is A-negative with dangerously elevated levels of triglycerides. Your mama’s so ugly because she is not considered conventionally attractive by cultural standards. Your mama so hairy that she went to an endocrinologist and it turns out she has an…
August 2011
27 posts
Who's Coke Talk?
Who's the toughest tough guy on Tumblr?
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“Business Casual: Khakis, slacks, polo shirt, blouse, dress shirt, sport...”
– [Deliberately unattributed.] $$Ohhh So Collegiate$$
“In the end it makes sense: travel writers and porn stars both have pretty strong...”
– What Happens When Porn Star Bree Olson Starts Twitter Stalking Alexander Basek? (via paulbrady)
I’d just like to congratulate Mr. Basek on founding Fornighter.
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Gratuitous Link To News About Oneself →
thenotes:
“Miles Klee, a copy editor at The Deal, has sold his first novel to OR Books.”
Nice job!
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Read a full chapter from Everybody Loves Our Town:...
grungebook:
The release of my book Everybody Loves Our Town: An Oral History of Grunge is a little more than a week away (September 6). But you can read a full chapter—on the making of Nirvana’s Nevermind—right now by “liking” the ELOT Facebook page. Pre-order at Amazon, Barnes & Noble or Indiebound. (Please reblog!)
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“The Man Show isn’t his finest hour, and he knows it. “Nobody,”...”
– Robert Chalmers. “Doug Stanhope: On the Offensive.” The Independent March 28 2004.
LOL Y'all stupid.
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“Mr. Bostick, a student at Nassau Community College, acknowledged that he wanted...”
– $$ Rockaway $$ (via paulbrady)
Reblog trolls are $$Ohhh So Collegiate$$, but I got love in my heart and New York is for the birds, Rockaway excepted.
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WatchI dropped my little brother Patrick at the San Diego airport a little after 5 this morning so he could fly back to Portland, whose Southeast section is often marred by rough, wet pavement. On a clear night at the local Walgreen’s, though, Pat stuck this frontside kickflip, narrowly avoiding a collision with a city bus. A few days later, we would pick crabs with a survivalist in Waldport....
“I will not sign this MPN before reading the entire MPN, even if I am told not to...”
– U.S. Department of Education. Master Promissory Note for Subsidized/Unsubsidized Loans.
$Ohhh So Collegiate$
You guys are not very smart for not living in San Diego.
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"We always thought that we want a site for... →
youngmanhattanite:
They got Azi back. Who’s next?
Here we go!
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Portland Confidential
I’m eating red beans and rice with my brother, drinking a cheap beer. We spent four hours doing yard work today and pulled a good all-cash haul. We listened to the Pixies while we cooked and now that I’ve had a few bites I realize my brother has moved on to Lil’ Wayne.
A long period of my life ended very recently. During this period I was motivated by a sort of empty feeling...
